online discourse anti-patterns

Literal Interpretation

Taking metaphorical or abstract points literally to create gotcha moments, avoiding engagement with the actual substance.

Why It's Unproductive

Treats figurative language as if it were meant literally, creating a false contradiction to sound clever. Everyone knows metaphors aren't precise technical descriptions - that's not the point of using them. This deflects from the actual idea being communicated (like how AI changes workflows or what makes good software design) to play word games about the metaphor itself.

The Better Move

Why It's Better

Engages with the actual idea while acknowledging the metaphor. You can push back on whether the metaphor is helpful or apt without pretending you don't understand what they meant.


Example

OP: "A compiler that can turn cash into improved code without round-tripping a human is very cool."

Antipattern reply: "What compiler accepts cash as input?"

Better: "The economic model is interesting. The key question is whether it's reliable enough to skip human review in the loop."